Let There Be Guns

<br>One, two, three, four... <br><br>woudn`t it be great if everybody had a gun <br>woudn`t it be great if everybody had a gun <br>There`d be no more crime, `cause everybody`d have a gun! <br>woudn`t it be great if everybody had a gun <br><br>woudn`t it be great if everybody had a gun <br>woudn`t it be great if everybody had a gun <br>we wouldn`t need the police no more, `cause everybody`d have a gun! <br>(Yeah!) <br>woudn`t it be great if everybody had a gun <br><br>woudn`t it be great if everybody had a gun (had a gun) <br>woudn`t it be great if everybody had a gun (had a gun) <br>Nobody`d ever get shot, `cause everybody`d have a gun! (Makes sense!) <br>woudn`t it be great if everybody had a gun <br><br>We could go out and shoot things <br>We could go out and shoot things <br>We could go out and shoot things <br>We could go out and shoot things <br>We could go out and shoot things <br>We could go out and shoot things <br>We`d all feel safe, `cause everybody`d have a gun! <br><br>woudn`t it be great if everybody had a gun (had a gun) <br>woudn`t it be great if everybody had a gun (had a gun) <br>Everyone`d be equal, `cause everybody`d have a gun! <br>Not me, I got me a rifle! <br>Well hang on, if you got yourself a rifle then I wanna get me a semi-automatic <br>weapon! <br>You get a semi-automatic weapon and I`m gonna want an automatic weapon! <br>You get yourself an automatic weapon, I`m gonna get a super-automatic weapon! <br>Well if you get a super-automatic weapon, then I`m gonna get a <br>super-duper-automatic weapon with a CD-ROM drive! <br>If you get yourself one of those I`m gonna get a <br>super-duper-automatic weapon with a CD-ROM drive, and a big old hard <br>drive, and a big guitar amp so I can play BTOs... <br>(rants on while the rest of the Worms sing) <br><br>woudn`t it be great if everybody had the weapon of their choice <br>woudn`t it be great if everybody had the weapon of their choice<br>woudn`t it be great if everybody had a wepon of theri choice <br><br>(Still ranting..) <br>I`ll go so fast I`ll be able to chase you from here to Saigon, and <br>then I`ll shoot like little Nerf rockets at you and poke you in the <br>eye `cause it`ll have automatic like finger-poking in the eye <br>things and I`ll get myself another guitar amp... <br><br>(faded)<br>One, two, three, four...<br><br>woudn`t it be great if everybody had a gun <br>woudn`t it be great if everybody had a gun <br>There`d be no more crime, `cause everybody`d have a gun! <br>woudn`t it be great if everybody had a gun