I Ain`t tha One

<br>Intro: girl, Ice Cube<br><br>[Ice Cube, do you think you could give me some money to get<br> my hair done?] How short`s your hair right now?<br>[Well you know I get it done every week, and I need my nails<br> done too] Look, I`ma tell you like this<br><br>Verse One:<br><br>I ain`t the one, the one to get played like a pooh butt<br>See I`m from the street, so I know what`s up<br>On these silly games that`s played by the women<br>I`m only happy when I`m goin up in em<br>But you know, I`m a menace to society<br>But girls in biker shorts are so fly to me<br>So I step to em, with aggression<br>Listen to the kid, and learn a lesson today<br>See they think we narrow minded<br>Cause they got a cute face, and big-behinded<br>So I walk over and say "How ya doin?"<br>See I`m only down for screwin, but you know<br>ya gotta play it off cool<br>Cause if they catch you slippin, you`ll get schooled<br>And they`ll get you for your money, son<br>Next thing you know you`re gettin their hair and they nails done<br>Fool, and they`ll let you show em off<br>But when it comes to sex, they got a bad cough<br>Or a headache, it`s all give and no take<br>Run out of money, and watch your heart break<br>They`ll drop you like a bad habit<br>cause a brother with money yo, they gotta have it<br>Messin with me though, they gets none<br>You can`t juice Ice Cube girl, cause I ain`t the one<br><br>Interlude One:<br><br>[Girrrrrl, you got to get these brothers for all the money<br> you can honey. Cause if they ain`t got no money, they can`t<br> do nothin for me but get out of my face.]<br><br>[I know what you mean girl, it ain`t nothin right jumpin off<br> unless he got dollars]<br><br>Verse Two:<br><br>Sometimes I used to wonder<br>How the hell an ugly dude get a fine girl`s number<br>He`s gettin juiced for his ducats<br>I tell a girl in a minute yo, I drive a bucket<br>And won`t think nuttin of it<br>She can ride or walk, either leave it or love it<br>I show her that I`m not the O, the N-E, say<br>I`m a ruthless N-I double-G A<br>Cause I`m gamin on a female that`s gamin on me<br>You know I spell girl with a B<br>A brother like me is only out for one thing<br>I think with my ding-a-ling, but I won`t bring no<br>flowers to your doorstep, when we goin out<br>Cause you`ll take it for granted, no doubt<br>And after the date, I`ma want to do the wild thing<br>You want lobster huh? I`m thinking Burger King<br>And when I take you, you get frustrated<br>You can`t juice Ice Cube and you hate it<br>But you see, I don`t go nuts<br>Over girls like you with the BIG ol butts<br>It start comin out the pocket, to knock it<br>But when the damage is done...<br>You can only lay me girl, you can`t play me girl<br>For the simple fact that, I ain`t the one<br><br>Interlude Two:<br><br>[I don`t care how they look if they got money,<br> we can hook up but they ain`t gettin none.]<br><br>[Yeah I just make em think they gonna get some,<br> play up they mind a lil bit, and get that money.]<br><br>[Oh Ice Cube, can I have some money pleeeease?]<br><br>Verse Three:<br><br>Give you money why bother<br>Cause you know I`m lookin nothin like your father<br>Girl, I can`t be played or ganked<br>Ganked means getting took for your bank<br>Or your gold or your money or something<br>Nine times outta ten, she`s giving up nothing<br>They get mad when I put it in perspective<br>But let`s see if my knowledge is effective<br>To the brothas man they robbing you blind<br>Cause they fine with a big behind, but pay it no mind<br>Keep your money to yourself homie<br>and if you got enough game<br>You`ll get her name and her number<br>Without going under<br>You can`t leave em and love and stay above em<br>I used to get no play now she stay behind me<br>Cause I said I had a Benz 190<br>But I lied and played the one<br>Just to get some now she feels dumb<br>To my homies it`s funny<br>But that`s what you get trying to play me for my money<br>Now don`t you feel used<br>But I don`t give hoot, huh, because I knock boots<br>You shouldn`t be, so damn material<br>And try to milk Ice Cube like cereal<br>Now how many times do I have to say it<br>Cause if I have to go get a gun<br>You girls will learn I don`t burn<br>You think I`m a sucka, but I ain`t the one<br><br>Outro:<br><br>[But you said you love me!]<br>I don`t see no rings on this finger<br>[Why you doin me like this? I love you!]<br>Yeah you love my money, I got what I wanted -- beat it