Tracheotomy Peashooter

<br>Chicken bone - in my neck<br>I can`t breathe - what the heck<br>Butter knife impales my throat<br>Through the slit - I start to choke<br>Plastic straw - held with gum<br>EMERGENCY TRACHEOTOMY<br>Has been done<br><br>Waiting for the ambulance<br>I get bored and start to play<br>I take the peas from my plate<br>Load the straw and fire away<br><br>Waiting for the ambulance<br>I get bored and start to play<br>Emergency - Tracheotomy<br>Can be fun - you better run<br><br>Waiting for the ambulance<br>I get bored and start to play<br>I take the peas from my plate<br>Load the straw and fire away<br>Shooting people in their eyes<br>Is so much fun, the pain subsides<br>Launching peas from my neck<br>Blinds the waitress who drops the check<br><br>Waiting for - the ambulance<br>I get bored and start to play<br>Emergency Tracheotomy<br>Can be fun - you better run - you better run<br><br>Waiting for - the ambulance<br>I get bored and start to play<br>I take the peas from my plate<br>Load the straw and fire away<br>It`s so much fun the pain subsides<br>Launching peas from neck<br>Blinds the waitress who drops the check<br><br>Chicken bone - in my neck<br>I can`t breathe - what the heck<br>Butter knife - impales my throat<br>Through the slit - I start to choke<br>Plastic straw - held with gum<br>Emergency - Tracheotomy<br>Has been fun