44 Robbers

<br>I got up at half past four<br><br>Forty-four robbers around my door<br><br>Forty-four - and maybe more<br><br>What the hell they want me for? <br><br>Stubbly faces &amp; gap-tooth grins<br><br>Aint no way Im lettin them in<br><br><br><br>No way - you cant come in<br><br>Forty-four robbers stinkin of gin<br><br>Uh huh - I aint lettin you in<br><br>Ill hit you with a rolling pin<br><br>So small cant hurt a fly<br><br>Get in my way and Ill sure as hell try<br><br>To kick your butt down the block<br><br>Cant wait yellin for the cops<br><br><br><br>Fifty dealers and fifty thieves<br><br>Starring at the drive-in on my street<br><br>Shit, over my shoulder theres popeye and bluto<br><br>Looking nasty - can I remember my judo? <br><br>Its always like this - going out alone<br><br>So damn scared might never leave home<br><br><br><br>Ive got my freedom Ive got my pride<br><br>All means nothin with these men outside<br><br>Puffing and preening and strutting their stuff<br><br>Blocking my way out - Ive had enough!<br><br>Give me justice - hand it over now<br><br>Gotta get a gun or maybe just leave town...<br><br><br><br>See ya!<br><br><br><br>Sly stallone and al capone<br><br>Are giving me grief on the telephone<br><br>All I want is a swiss cheese sarnie<br><br>When at the deli stands big arnie<br><br>Hey jean-claude - move aside<br><br>That taxis mine - Im taking that ride<br><br>When I go out to get the sunday paper<br><br>Whats my man to think someone might rape her? !<br><br>Im just having a beer on my own<br><br>Dont mean hulk hogan can take me home<br><br>Ive got my mace but my loud-as-fuck whistle<br><br>Is so ineffective I just pray the epistles<br><br>For help to come someday soon<br><br>But until then Ill stay in my room