Murder She Wrote

<br>I hung up the telephone and turned on the television<br>After you told me we were through<br>In a little while I`ll think about the things that you said<br>But right now I`ve other things to do<br>It`s one-thirty now and in a little while<br>I`ll be watching Sally Jesse Raphael<br>At three o`clock Matlock comes on<br>Then it`s Jake and the Fatman at four<br>At five o`clock I`ll watch the early news<br>Next PBS has foreign film reviews<br>And then you`ll find me watching Murder She Wrote<br>CHORUS:<br>Yeah I din`t really need you at all<br>So don`t even bother to call<br>I`m doing fine on my own<br>I`ll lean back in my easy chair<br>And pretend that I just don`t care<br>That you`re gone and I`m all alone<br>I`ll look through the TV Guide, I don`t care what`s inside<br>Any old thing to pass the time<br>I don`t care what but there must be something that I can do<br>To make me forget about you<br>It`s six-thirty and I`ve really gotta go<br>Because I have to watch Eyewitness Video<br>Next Who`s the Boss, it`ll be your loss if you don`t watch it with me<br>And then prime time, the fun never stops<br>America`s Most Wanted, Secret Service and Cops<br>I`ll get my RDA of Murder She Wrote<br>CHORUS<br>[Spanish translation:<br>I woke up this morning and the sun was gone<br>I turned on the TV to start my day<br>I think of a girl I used to know<br>I close my eyes and she`s slipped away]<br>And I`m tired of being alone<br>For a little while for a little while<br>for a little while for a little while<br>I`ve been thinking about the things that you said<br>And though I`m hungering for you I regret to inform you<br>I`m too busy to come to the phone<br>Because that cool juicer guy is on Channel 29<br>And then I can watch Cher caress some fat lady`s hair<br>And you know what comes next, phone 1-900-GOOD-SEX<br>And though it`s time for People`s Court<br>you know I`m really more the sort<br>To watch Murder She Wrote