Theme From `super Skrull`

<br>On the Skrull home world in a secret laboratory<br>they modified a chromosome and so begins the story<br>of a Skrull whose nearly impossible chore<br>is to battle and defeat the Fantastic Four.<br>He`s Super Skrull--incredible!<br>He`s as geechy as Nietzsche and that`s no bull.<br>Though to us he seems preposterous,<br>it`s really not for us to just<br>pass a rash judgement on the Super Skrull,<br>cause his left arm can stretch<br> like it`s made out of plastic:<br>it`s as elastic as Mr. Fantastic.<br>His right arm`s got orange rocks for skin:<br>from the shoulder down he`s as strong as big Ben Grimm.<br>He can turn one leg invisible,<br>which really isn`t all that practical.<br>Unless you`re extremely gullible<br>you won`t be fooled by Super Skrull.<br>His other leg is flammable<br>(the same thing as inflammable):<br>he crossed his legs and then he learned<br>his invisible leg could still get burned.<br>Though his appearance is comical<br>and raises many questions anatomical,<br>his features aren`t as malleable<br>as the features of his fellow Skrull.<br>From his hat down to his shoes<br>he wears unstable molecules.<br>He`s endorsing RC Cola<br>and cruising chicks with Arnim Zola.<br>He`s not even possible,<br>but what the hell, he`s Super Skrull!<br>He can`t tie his shoes without an oven mitt,<br>and he has a hard time finding shirts that fit.<br>Painfully implausible,<br>technically impossible.<br>Socks? He`s got a closet full.<br>His favorite band is Jethro Tull.<br>He`s not just any ordinary Skrull, he`s Super Skrull!