Christmas Bells

<br>FIVE HOMELESS PEOPLE<br>Christmas bells are ringing<br>Christmas bells are ringing<br>Christmas bells are ringing<br>On TV - At Saks<br>SQUEEGIEMAN<br>Honest living, honest living<br>Honest living, honest living<br>Honest living, honest living<br>ALL FIVE HOMELESS<br>Can`t you spare a dime or two<br>Here but for the grace of God go you<br>You`ll be merry<br>I`ll be merry<br>Tho Merry ain`t in my vocabulary<br>No sleighbells<br>No Santa Claus<br>No yule log<br>No tinsel<br>No holly<br>Ho hearth<br>No<br>SOLOIST<br>`Rudolph the red nosed reindeer`<br>ALL FIVE<br>Rudolph the red nosed reindeer<br>No room at the Holiday Inn - oh no<br>And it`s beginning to snow<br>VENDORS<br>Hats, bats, shoes, booze<br>Mountain bikes, potpourri<br>Leather bags, girlie mags<br>Forty fives, AZT<br>VENDOR #1<br>No one`s buying<br>Feel like crying<br>ALL<br>No room at the Holiday Inn - Oh no<br>And it`s beginning to snow<br>VENDOR #2<br>How about a fur-<br>In perfect shape<br>Owned by an MBA from uptown<br>I got a tweed<br>Broken in by a greedy<br>Broker who went broke<br>And then broke down<br>COLLINS<br>You don`t have to do this<br>ANGEL<br>Hush your mouth, it`s Christmas<br>COLLINS<br>I do not deserve you, Angel<br>COLLINS ANGEL<br>Give - Give Wait - What`s on the floor?<br>All you do Let`s see some more<br>Is give<br>Give me some way to show No - no - no<br>How you`ve touched me so<br>ANGEL<br>Kiss me - It`s beginning to snow<br>MARK<br>. . .She said, `Would you light my candle`<br>And she put on a pout<br>And she wanted you<br>To take her out tonight?<br>ROGER<br>Right<br>MARK<br>She got you out!<br>ROGER<br>She was more than okay<br>But I pushed her way<br>It was bad - I got mad<br>And I had to get her out of my sight<br>MARK<br>Wait, wait, wait - You said she was sweet<br>ROGER<br>Let`s go eat I`ll just get fat<br>It`s the one vice left - When you`re dead meat<br>There - That`s her<br>MARK<br>Maureen?<br>ROGER<br>Mimi!<br>MARK<br>Wo!<br>ROGER<br>I should go<br>BOTH<br>Hey - it`s beginning to snow<br>COPS<br>I`m dreaming of a white Christmas<br>MIMI & JUNKIES<br>Follow the man - follow the man<br>With his pockets full of the jam<br>Follow the man - follow the man<br>Help me out, daddy<br>If you can<br>Got any D man?<br>THE MAN<br>I`m cool<br>MIMI & JUNKIES<br>Got any C man?<br>THE MAN<br>I`m cool<br>MIMI & JUNKIES<br>Got any X<br>Any smack<br>Any horse<br>Any jugie boogie boy<br>Any blow?<br>ROGER<br>Hey<br>MIMI<br>Hey<br>ROGER<br>I just want to say<br>I`m sorry for the way -<br>MIMI<br>Forget it<br>ROGER<br>I blew up<br>Can I make it up to you?<br>MIMI<br>How?<br>ROGER<br>Dinner party?<br>MIMI<br>That`ll do<br>THE MAN<br>Hey lover boy - cutie pie<br>You steal my client - you die<br>ROGER<br>You didn`t miss me - you won`t miss her<br>You`ll never lack for customers<br>JUNKIES<br>I`m willin`<br>I`m illin`<br>I gotta get my sickness off<br>Gotta run, gotta ride<br>Gotta gun, gotta hide - Gotta go<br>THE MAN<br>And it`s beginning to snow<br>BENNY<br>Wish me luck Alison<br>The protest is on<br>COAT VENDOR JUNKIES<br>L.L. Bean Got any C man?<br>Geoffrey Beene Got any D man?<br>Burburry zip out Got any B man?<br>Lining Got any Crack?<br> Got any X?<br>SQUEEGIEMAN<br>Honest living -<br>ROGER<br>Mark, this is Mimi -<br>MARK/MIMI<br>Hi<br>ROGER<br>She`ll be dining - (With us)<br>COAT VENDOR<br>Here`s a new arrival<br>THE MAN<br>That is an ounce<br>VENDORS<br>Hates, dats, bats<br>COLLINS<br>That`s my coat!<br>COAT VENDOR<br>We give discounts<br>MARK<br>I think we`ve met<br>ANGEL<br>Let`s get a better one<br>COLLINS<br>It`s a sham<br>MIMI<br>That`s what he said<br>THE MAN<br>I said it`s a gram!<br>COLLINS<br>But she`s a thief!<br>ANGEL<br>But she brought us together<br>BENNY<br>Which investor is coming??<br>COLLINS<br>I`ll take the leather<br>BENNY<br>Your father? - Damn!<br>HOMELESS & VENDORS<br>Christmas bells are swinging<br>Christmas bells are ringing<br>Christmas bells are singing<br>In my dreams - next year<br>Once you donate you can go<br>Celebrate in Tuckahoe<br>You`ll feel cheery<br>I`ll feel cheery<br>Tho` I don`t really know that theory<br>No bathrobe<br>No Steuben glass<br>No cappuccino makers<br>No pearls, no diamonds<br>No `Chestnuts roasting on an open fire`<br>Chestnuts roasting on an open fire<br>No room at the Holiday Inn - Oh no<br>COPS<br>I`m dreaming of a white Christmas<br>Just like the ones I used to know<br>Jingle bells - prison cells<br>Fa la la la - Fa la la la<br>You have the right to remain<br>Silent night holy night<br>Fall on your knees oh night divine<br>You`ll do some time<br>Fa la la la la<br>Fa la la la la<br>JUNKIES<br>Got any C man?<br>Got any D man?<br>Got any B man?<br>Got any X - Crack?<br>I`m willin` - I`m illin`<br>Gotta get my sickness off<br>C-D help me<br>Follow the man - follow the man<br>Follow the man<br>Jugie boogie - jugie boogie<br>Follow the man - follow the man<br>Any crack, any X, any jugie boogie boy<br>Got any D man, got any C man<br>Got any crack - any X - any jugie boogie?<br>COAT VENDOR<br>Twenty five<br>ANGEL<br>Fifteen<br>COAT VENDOR<br>Twenty five<br>ANGEL<br>Fifteen<br>COAT VENDOR<br>Twenty five<br>ANGEL<br>Fifteen<br>COAT VENDOR<br>No way<br>Twenty four<br>ANGEL<br>Fifteen<br>COAT VENDOR<br>Twenty four<br>ANGEL<br>Fifteen<br>COAT VENDOR<br>Twenty four<br>ANGEL<br>Fifteen<br>COAT VENDOR<br>Not today<br>Twenty three<br>ANGEL<br>Fifteen<br>COAT VENDOR<br>Twenty three<br>ANGEL<br>Fifteen<br>COAT VENDOR<br>Twenty three<br>ANGEL<br>Fifteen<br>It`s old<br>COAT VENDOR<br>Twenty two<br>ANGEL<br>Fifteen<br>COAT VENDOR<br>Twenty one<br>ANGEL<br>Fifteen<br>COAT VENDOR<br>Seventeen<br>ANGEL<br>Fifteen<br>COAT VENDOR<br>Fifteen<br>ANGEL & COAT VENDOR<br>Sold!<br>MARK & ROGER<br>Let`s<br>go<br>to<br>the lot - Maureen`s performing<br>MIMI<br>Who`s Maureen?<br>ROGER<br>His ex<br>MARK<br>But I am over her<br>ROGER<br>Let`s not hold hands yet<br>MIMI<br>Is that a warning?<br>ALL THREE<br>He/You/I<br>Just need(s)<br>to take it slow<br>I should tell you I should tell you<br>I should tell you I should tell you<br>I should tell you I. . .<br>ALL<br>And it`s beginning to<br>And it`s beginning to<br>And it`s beginning to ---<br>MAUREEN<br>Joanne, which way to the stage!<br>ALL<br>Snow!!!