Jones From Indiana

<br>the &quot;product&quot; we refer to is well equipped<br>in the service abilities of your common woman.<br>though in our opinion (any many others)<br>we have manufactured her to be far surperior<br>to that of any &quot;common&quot; woman.<br>there are of course risks to be taken,<br>though we rarely recieve complaints from our clients.<br>(that unreadable fine print)<br><br>defective product<br>has been known to wreak havoc upon small villages and town folk.<br><br>(make that sweet green philiosophical love)<br><br>just sign here, initial here, then sign here, here, and here.<br><br>(your signature waives responsibility from jones inc.<br>we apologize for any inconvenience)<br><br>tweleve months later...<br>client: she`s falling apart and she killed my dog.<br>sales representative: (silence)<br>client: you know that once she swan in beauty?<br>sales representative: that`s true.<br>client: well, where did it go?