Trying Too Hard

<br>I said youre the woman from last night<br><br>Standing just to my right<br><br>Youre the one that said I was sweet<br><br>When I left your kiss in my cheek<br><br>And said we could hook up sometime maybe<br><br>Well now is a good a time as any<br><br>She said I dont mean to offend you<br><br>But youre not quite how I remembered you<br><br>You seemed to look a lot better then<br><br>But I think youre nice as a friend<br><br>So pull up a seat and sit down<br><br>Were just having a drink and hanging out<br><br>So I tried to play it sexy and hurt<br><br>She said I came across as an introvert<br><br>So I changed to being a deep and profound<br><br>Until she asked me if I was feeling down<br><br>And when I told her that I was well read<br><br>She looked at me and just said : waouf waouf !<br><br><br><br>Youre trying too hard but keep trying<br><br>Youre trying too hard but keep trying<br><br>Youre trying too hard but keep trying<br><br>Whatever it is Im not buying<br><br><br><br>So I phoned her that weekend<br><br>She said shes seeing a barman called jonathan<br><br>He wears nice clothes and keeps his hair neat<br><br>But I could give her a call back next week<br><br>So next week were out to coffee<br><br>She tells me shes really gone off me<br><br>I say gone off me? hey you dont know me<br><br>She said exactly so dont phone me<br><br>I said you havent even given this a chance<br><br>She smiled and looked with a glance and said : waouf waouf !<br><br><br><br>Youre trying too hard but keep trying<br><br>Youre trying too hard but keep trying<br><br>Youre trying too hard but keep trying<br><br>Whatever it is Im not buying<br><br><br><br>Youre trying too hard but keep trying<br><br>Youre trying too hard but keep trying<br><br>Youre trying too hard but keep trying<br><br>Whatever it is Im not buying<br><br><br><br>When is this loneliness gonna end and<br><br>When will they stop crawling about their boyfriends (boyfriends)<br><br>When is a girl gonna get with me (me)<br><br>There must be one in this city see ? (see)<br><br>All I want is something thats real (real)<br><br>Im tired of having to spiel (spiel)<br><br><br><br>Two months later she phones me up now<br><br>Saying hey I heard youre doing well now<br><br>Lets you and me go out for a meal<br><br>cause Ive never told you how I really feel<br><br>So how about it and you can meet me<br><br>I said which me did you wanna see? <br><br>I got a girl now who knows who I am<br><br>So I can be my own man Im flattered but<br><br><br><br>Youre trying too hard but keep trying<br><br>Youre trying too hard but keep trying<br><br>Youre trying too hard but keep trying<br><br>Whatever it is Im not buying<br><br><br><br>Youre trying too hard but keep trying<br><br>Youre trying too hard but keep trying<br><br>Youre trying too hard but keep trying<br><br>Whatever it is Im not buying