Life`s Gonna Suck

<br>This s a special moment right now,<br>Wed like to take this time to tell all the kids at home,<br>Send your parents out of the room this is a kids song.<br>Lifes gonna suck when you grow up, <br>When you grow up, when you grow up<br>Lifes gonna suck when you grow up, <br>It sucks pretty bad right now.<br><br>Hey! If you know the words, Sing along!<br><br>Youre gonna hafta mow the lawn,<br>Do the dishes, make your bed.<br>Youre gonna hafta go to school until youre seven-teen.<br>Its gonna seem about three times as long as that<br><br>You might have to go to war, shoot a gun, kill a nun.<br>You might have to go to war, when you get out of school.<br>Hey cheer up kids, it gets a lot worse.<br><br>Youre gonna hafta deal with stress<br>Deal with stress, deal with stress.<br>Youre gonna be a giant mess<br>When you get back from the war.<br><br>Santa Clause does not exist, and theres no Easter Bunny,<br>Youll find out when you grow up, that Big Bird isnt funny.<br>(funny, funny, hahahahaha!) <br><br>Lifes gonna suck when you grow up, <br>When you grow up, when you grow up<br>Lifes gonna suck when you grow up, <br>It sucks pretty bad right now.<br><br>Youre gonna end up smoking crack, on your back, face the fact.<br>Youre gonna end up hooked on smack, and then youre gonna die.<br><br>And then youre gonna die-ie-ie-ie-ie.<br><br>Something for the kids, <br>Well, I think I smell a lawsuit in that one, What do you think?