The Lone Lollipop

<br>written by: EW, TM, RR, DS: the residents of third floor Fitten 97-98<br>they used to call me lollipop,<br>they called me munchkin boy,<br>they thought i was a worthless bitch,<br>they played me like a toy.<br>Caaaaaandy man, wait and you will see,<br>Caaaaaandy man, someday you will be,<br>Caaaaaandy man, the king at 3 foot 3,<br>Caaaaaandy man, that`s what they`ll call me.<br>they used to laugh and point at me,<br>they said i`d never score,<br>the only way i might get some,<br>is if i paid a whore.<br>at last i`ve found my lost soulmate,<br>no need to wank or masturbate,<br>to some you are the DPW,<br>to me you`re just a thing to screw.<br><br>but now i`ve grown to half an inch,<br>and i got taller too,<br>i whipped it out before my bitch,<br>and then she left me blue.<br>Caaaaaandy man, wait and you will see,<br>Caaaaaandy man, someday you will be,<br>Caaaaaandy man, the king at 3 foot 3,<br>Caaaaaandy man, that`s what they`ll call me.<br>Linux has always been my life,<br>i`ve tried to compile me a wife,<br>but now i realize my rightful place,<br>to rule over the munchkin race.<br>a tornado rips across the plain,<br>somewhere over the rainbow i came,<br>i gave the lollipop guild a call,<br>fuck you guys, i`ll rule you all.<br>Caaaaaandy man, look what you`ve become,<br>Caaaaaandy man, no bigger than my thumb,<br>Caaaaaandy man, and your body`s small as well,<br>Caaaaaandy man, i hope you burn in hell.