Peel Me a Grape

<br>Peel me a grape, crush me some ice<br><br>Skin me a peach, save the fuzz for my pillow<br><br>Talk to me nice, talk to me nice<br><br>Youve got to wine and dine me<br><br><br><br>Dont try to fool me bejewel me<br><br>Either amuse me or lose me<br><br>Im getting hungry, peel me a grape<br><br><br><br>Pop me a cork, french me a fry<br><br>Crack me a nut, bring a bowl full of bon-bons<br><br>Chill me some wine, keep standing by<br><br>Just entertain me, champagne me<br><br>Show me you love me, kid glove me<br><br>Best way to cheer me, cashmere me<br><br>Im getting hungry, peel me grape<br><br><br><br>Heres how to be an agreeable chap<br><br>Love me and leave me in luxurys lap<br><br>Hop when I holler, skip when I snap<br><br>When I say, do it, jump to it<br><br><br><br>Send out for scotch, call me a cab<br><br>Cut me a rose, make my tea with the petals<br><br>Just hang around, pick up the tab<br><br>Never out think me, just mink me<br><br>Polar bear rug me, dont bug me<br><br>New thunderbird me, you heard me<br><br>Im getting hungry, peel me a grape