Pickup Truck

<br>im gettin married to my pickup truck<br>it doesn`t leave me when im down on my luck<br>it doesn`t shop at fancy stores or have a lawyer<br>or want a divorce<br>it doesn`t care if I stay out late<br>it doesn`t bitch about the money i make<br>we`ll be together till the end<br>it won`t sleep with my best friend<br>im gonna get down on one knee<br>and ask my truck if it`ll marry me<br>i`ll never drive another car<br>we`ll honeymoon at the titty bar<br>we`re gonna have the time of our life<br>the exhaust pipes are tighter than my Ex-wife<br>you think im crazy, but listen to this<br>i can bring home a hooker and it won`t get pissed no<br>wedding ring won`t cost me a buck<br>when I get married to my pickup<br>pickup truck