Idiot Joy Showland

<br>Idiot groups with no shape or form<br>Out of their heads on a quid of blow<br>The shapeless kecks* flapping on the storm<br>Look at what they are: a pack of worms<br>Idiot Joy Showland<br>The nylon leaves are falling<br>From the twisted shell of your cranium<br>Your mystic jump suits cannot hide<br>Your competitive plagiarism<br>Idiot Joy Showland<br>Freddie and the Dreamers, come on up<br>Hey you imitators, come on up<br>Hey little singer, come on up<br>Show us your house and<br>Show us your cock<br>The working class has been shafted<br>So what the fuck you sneering at?<br>Your prerogative in life it seems<br>Is living out an ad man`s dream<br>Idiot Joy Showland<br>California has Disneyland<br>And Blackpool has a Funland<br>And Flanders had no man`s land<br>This place has show bands<br>Idiot Joy Showland<br>And now microcosms come and go<br>And it`s amazing what they show<br>Your sportsmen`s tears are laudanum<br>Idiot Joy Showland<br>The locusts are all queuing in<br>For Idiot Joy Showland<br>Idiot Joy<br>[ Northern English slang for trousers. --Ed.]