Mere Pseud Mag EdLive Version *

<br>His heart organ was where it should be<br>His brain was in his arse<br>His hand was well out of his pocket<br>His psyche is in the hearth<br>Has a snare which was weird<br>Some time ago heard Kraftwerk in `81<br>Has a WASP synthesizer<br>Real ale, make-up as well<br>Sophisticate<br>Whose synthesizer didn`t get far<br>In computer teaching job<br>His dream girl sings adverts for Renoir perfume<br>A fancied wit that`s mere imitation of D. Bowie<br>in "Man Who Fell to Earth"<br>Whose causes and rags were phoenix-like<br>They were vaudevillian-like<br>They were comfort blanket-type<br>Pogo in fact<br>Gogo in fact<br>Toto in fact<br>He had a weak pisser<br>And one night at darts match<br>Decadent sandwich quaff<br>He showed he was a big fan of double-entendre<br>Saw "Man Who Fell to Earth" "History of the World"<br>"Man Who Fell to Earth" "History of the World, Part One"<br>twice each at least twice each at least twice each<br>Mere pseud mag editor`s father<br>[* The official version listed under Hex Enduction Hour. ed.]