Skeletons

<br>(ian hunter/darrel bath/honest john plain)<br><br><br><br>(transcribed by adrian perkins; corrections by colin ford)<br><br><br><br>Bimbo, flirts, sluts in skirts - muscles brightly glisten<br><br>Conversations full of filth - lets all have a listen<br><br>Oh dear oh dear we live in fear<br><br>Media bulbs a poppin<br><br>If youre bent, theyre on your scent<br><br>There can be no stoppin<br><br><br><br>Peroxide blondes, vagabonds, into eavy metal<br><br>Your hair looks like its been done by a dyke with a score to settle<br><br>Mud needs raking, photos taken of your murky past<br><br>Haunts you, taunts you, love it dont you<br><br><br><br>Hey hey the gangs all here<br><br>Pimps n pervs, straights n queers<br><br>Enquiring minds want to sneer at the skeletons in your closet<br><br>Sunday morning in the park,<br><br>Down the pub or in the bath<br><br>Well all have a good old laugh<br><br>At the skeletons in your closet<br><br><br><br>Skeletons in your, skeletons in your, skeletons in your closet<br><br>Skeletons in your, skeletons in your, skeletons in your closet<br><br><br><br>Its bloody marvellous - innit? <br><br>Its bloody marvellous - innit? <br><br><br><br>Juicy bits, saucy snips, theres gold in them there gutters<br><br>Blue rinse mob on the job, curtains all a-flutter<br><br>Its cheapo culture, bleeding ulcers, burnt out by the score<br><br>Lurid tales never fails to shock you to the core<br><br>Kinky boots n rubbber suits,<br><br>Its all going on next door!<br><br>Caught you, taught you, love it dont you<br><br><br><br>If youve had your face re-done<br><br>If you spank your girlfriends bum<br><br>We can all join in the fun<br><br>At the skeletons in your closet<br><br>Whats the world coming to? <br><br>Aint we got nothin better to do? <br><br>To spend all day sifting through<br><br>The skeletons in your closet<br><br><br><br>Hey hey the gangs all here<br><br>Pimps n pervs, straights n queers<br><br>Enquiring minds want to sneer<br><br>At the skeletons in your closet<br><br><br><br>Skeletons in your, skeletons in your, skeletons in your closet<br><br>Skeletons in your, skeletons in your, skeletons in your closet<br><br>Skeletons in your, skeletons in your, skeletons in your closet<br><br>Skeletons in your, skeletons in your, skeletons in your closet<br><br>Skeletons in your, skeletons in your, skeletons in your closet<br><br>Skeletons in your, skeletons in your, skeletons in your closet<br><br>Skeletons in your, skeletons in your, skeletons in your closet<br><br>Skeletons in your, skeletons in your, skeletons in your closet