You Went The Wrong Way Old King Louie

<br>+You Went The Wrong Way, Old King Louie<br>Louis the Sixteenth was the King of France in 1789.<br>He was worse than Louis the Fifteenth.<br>He was worse than Louis the Fourteenth.<br>He was worse than Louis the Thirteenth.<br>He was the worst since Louis the First.<br>King Louis was living like a king, but the people were living rotten.<br>So the people, they started an uprising which they called the<br> French Revolution, and of course you remember their battle cry,<br> which will never be forgotten:<br>You went the wrong way, Old King Louie.<br>You made the population cry.<br>`Cause all you did was sit and pet<br>With Marie Antoinette<br>In your place at Versailles.<br>And now the country`s gone kablooie.<br>So we are giving you the air.<br>That oughta teach you not to<br>Spend all your time fooling `round<br>At the Folies Bergere.<br> If you had been a nicer king,<br> We wouldn`t do a thing,<br> But you were bad, you must admit.<br> We`re gonna take you and the Queen<br> Down to the guillotine,<br> And shorten you a little bit.<br>You came the wrong way, Old King Louie.<br>And now you ain`t got far to go.<br>Too bad you won`t be here to see<br>That great big Eiffel Tower,<br>Or Brigitte Bardot.<br>To you King Louie we say fooey.<br>You disappointed all of France.<br>But then what else could we expect<br>From a king in silk stockings<br>And pink satin pants.<br>You filled your stomach with chop suey.<br>And also crepe suzettes and steak.<br>And when they told your wife Marie<br>That nobody had bread, she said<br>"Let `em eat cake."<br> We`re gonna take you and the Queen<br> Down to the guillotine,<br> It`s somewhere in the heart of town.<br> And when that fella`s through<br> With what he`s gonna do,<br> You`ll have no place to hang your crown.<br>You came the wrong way Old King Louie.<br>Now we must put you on the shelf.<br>That`s why the people are revolting, `cause Louie,<br>You`re pretty revolting yourself!