On The Dole

<br>My work ethic`s been destroyed<br>and I`m glad I`m unemployed<br>I`m always broke so what`s been gained<br>thank God for the government<br>stuck to the cough like rubber cement<br>FX Channel keeps me entertained <br><br>I`m on the dole, out of control<br>I wonder if they`re on to me<br>and I`m in the hole, but I`m on the dole<br>and all I do is watch T.V. <br><br>I never leave the house<br>Woodsy thinks I`m part of the couch<br>the difference has become unclear<br>When she`s gone I play musical chairs<br>while Robin`s getting high upstairs<br>I can hear her hacking from here <br><br>My employer left me in the lurch<br>have you made an active work search<br>these claim forms are getting hard<br>can`t afford to let down my guard<br>and all this time to kill<br>hangs over me like unpaid bills<br>waiting for the day that I can pay<br>and you bet I will <br><br>I`m on the dole, but I`m in control<br>and all I do is watch T.V. and wonder if they`re on to me<br>I`m in the hole, but I`m on the dole<br>Imagine all the time to kill<br>I`m sure you can, I know I will