Wake Up Stanley

<br>Stanley started smoking cigarettes, now he smokes two packs a day <br>Got a girlfriend, she puts out, givin Stanley the bj <br>Got a job in a fitness store stealing shit for all his boys<br>Then he comes home and he`s liftin weights and eatin anabolic steroids<br>Well Stanley thinks he`s cool, but he`s too dumb to see <br>He don`t have any friends, he`s just got a fake I.D.<br>Wake up, wake up Stanley <br>Stanley buyin all the brew for the parties, now he`s a real party guy <br>He`d even buy a bottle for me or you if we`d hang out with him tonight <br>It`s 3 AM and here comes Stanley, staggering drunk again <br>Stanley needs to realize that the beer makes all his friends <br>Well Stanley thinks he`s cool, but he`s too dumb tosee<br>He don`t have any friends, he`s just got a fake I.D. <br>He`s got a fake I.D.