Lost That Pretty Little Gal Of Mine (to

<br>I lost that pretty little gal of mine to Title Nine.<br>I found her in the stands but I lost her at the finish line<br>She was so soft and sweet<br>But now I find I can`t compete<br>I lost that gal of mine to Title IX.<br>Sure, I put my money on Billie Jean.<br>But that damn King has taken away my queen.<br>She learned a topspin<br>Now she won`t let me win<br>She doesn`t want me on her doubles team.<br>Her old letters made my heart melt<br>Now they`re on her sweater and they`re made of felt<br>In her bikini she used to look so cute<br>Now she does laps in her navy blue tank suit.<br>She does windsprints, I do the wash<br>I stuff zucchini while she`s playing squash<br>On a date I`m so tense<br>She`s itchin` to try her self defense<br>And violence I cannot bear to watch.<br>Her old soft spots are hard today<br>The problem I`ve got`s just the other way<br>She used to cheer me as I ran my race<br>Now I find I can`t keep her pace.