Our Ambassador

<br>(Kelly/Mann)<br><br>Our super-hero in a maple-leaf cape<br>Was locked in the trunk of a car<br>and he escaped<br>He`s a Moosehead muppet on<br>an ex-pat kick<br>Got a valid passport and he`s proud of it<br>Prairie boy-wonder why are you<br>spittin` corn<br>In the Yankee`s eye?<br>Aways-away and gone awry<br>On a Wichita Monday night<br>And I do abhor<br>Our Ambassador<br>You can`t ignore<br>Him<br>Our emissary`s cause for concern<br>And a good old-fashioned lynching is all he`s earned<br>For his country, his flag, his love of the land<br>He drank half of Kansas for the band<br>Prairie boy-wonder why<br>Are you the laughing-stock in the<br>Yankee`s eye?<br>Aways-away and gone awry<br>On a Wichita Monday night