Salesman

<br>Now, Ive been travelin long and hard<br><br>And all over this big land<br><br>And Ive got somethin here in my bag<br><br>For every woman and man<br><br>And nowhere is too far<br><br>cause I cover a pretty wide base<br><br>From way down south to way up north<br><br>Ill shake hands with any friendly face<br><br><br><br>Chorus:<br><br>Salesman, salesman<br><br>Why dont you sell me somethin<br><br>Salesman, salesman<br><br>Why dont you sell me somethin<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>Now Ive got a box in my hand<br><br>And Im gonna travel that land<br><br>Im a salesman for hire<br><br>And I never get tired<br><br>So just plug it in and itll work<br><br>Dont worry about it breakin<br><br>Its factory made and guaranteed<br><br>And were not fakin<br><br><br><br><br><br>Chorus repeat<br><br><br><br><br><br>Now, I keep bangin on my case<br><br>And smilin broad and make the deal<br><br>But sometimes my feet begin to shake<br><br>Like Im slippin on a banana peel<br><br>Stan slips about<br><br><br><br><br><br>And Ive been everywhere around this world<br><br>I fly on the edge of the ball<br><br>I keep the numbers all up here<br><br>I just read the map and steer, thats all<br><br><br><br><br><br>Chorus repeat<br><br><br><br><br><br>Now Ill never give up this way of life<br><br>This life has called me to<br><br>Ive gotta get to new orleans by noon<br><br>If I can only find my shoe<br><br>cause Im a salesman! pleased to meetcha!<br><br><br><br><br><br>And Ive seen the dirt and dust<br><br>Of a hundred towns like this<br><br>I just work my way on through<br><br>Sometimes its just hit and miss<br><br>And I got a little something here in my bag<br><br>To help me burn the leaves<br><br>But I gotta watch it close this time<br><br>I know, because nothin comes for free<br><br>No, nothin comes for free<br><br><br><br><br><br>I know a little girl in idaho<br><br>I guess Ill look her up now in a week or so<br><br>She was always good for a drink and a laugh<br><br>And what the traffic would allow<br><br><br><br><br><br>Chorus repeat<br><br><br><br><br><br>Everybody wants a real deal, everybody wants a real deal<br><br>Everybody wants a real deal, everybody wants a real deal