The Chanuka Song

<br>"Okay...<br>This is a song that uhh..<br>There`s a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh..<br>not too many Chanukah songs.<br>So uhh..<br>I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don`t get to<br>hear any Chanukah songs.<br>Here we go..."<br>Put on your yarmulke<br>Here comes Chanukah<br>So much funukah<br>To celebrate Chanukah<br>Chanukah is the festival of lights<br>Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights<br>When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree<br>Here`s a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me<br>David Lee Roth lights the menorah<br>So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah<br>Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli<br>Bowser from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli<br>Paul Newman`s half Jewish, Goldie Hawn`s half too<br>Put them together, what a fine lookin` Jew<br>You don`t need "Deck The Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock"<br>`Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock- both<br>Jewish<br>Put on your yarmulke<br>It`s time for Chanukah<br>The owner of the Seattle Supersonicahs<br>Celebrates Chanukah<br>O.J. Simpson, not a Jew<br>But guess who is? Hall of famer Rod Carew- he converted<br>We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby<br>Harrison Ford`s a quarter Jewish- not too shabby<br>Some people think that Ebenezer<br>Scrooge is<br>Well he`s not, but guess who is<br>All three Stooges<br>So many Jews are in showbiz<br>Tom Cruise isn`t, but I heard his<br>agent is<br>Tell your friend Veronica<br>It`s time to celebrate Chanukah<br>I hope I get a harmonicah<br>Oh this lovely, lovely Chanukah<br>So drink your gin and tonicah<br>And smoke your marijuanikah<br>If you really, really wannakah<br>Have a happy, happy, happy,<br>happy Chanukah<br>Happy Chanukah