Front Porch

<br>Well, the lawn needs mowin` but I don`t care<br> I`m sittin` on the front porch drinkin` beer<br> Smokin` all the cigarettes I own.<br> Well, my wife done left me and my job`s a pain<br> The car won`t run and it looks like rain<br> So I`m sittin` on the front porch drinkin` beer.<br><br> There`s a whole lot of things in this world can go wrong<br> But with six, or eight, or twelve pain killers<br> The pain don`t last too long<br> Well some folks say I`m over the hill<br> If the beer don`t get me then the cigarettes will<br> But I`m sittin on the front porch drinkin` beer.<br><br> Well the house needs paint and the roof caved in<br> I got three days beard and I look like sin<br> Sittin` on the front porch drinkin` beer,<br> Well the dog don`t like me and the cat don`t care<br> And Lady Luck just died, I swear,<br> Sittin` on the front porch drinkin` beer.<br><br> There`s a whole lot of things in this world can go wrong<br> But with six, or eight, or twelve pain killers<br> The pain don`t last too long<br> Well some folks say I`m over the hill<br> If the smokes don`t get me then the alcohol will<br> Sittin on the front porch drinkin` beer<br><br> Well the TV`s busted and I`m out of food<br> I`m out of money and my boss is crude<br> Sittin` on the front porch drinkin beer.<br> Well, my song is lousy and the words don`t rhyme<br> My face might be ugly, but that ain`t no crime (or maybe it is....)<br> Sittin` on the front porch drinkin` beer<br><br> There`s a whole lot of things in this world can go wrong<br> But with six, or eight, or twelve pain killers<br> The pain don`t last too long<br> Well, some folks say I`m over the hill<br> If the Camels din`t get me then the Rolling Rock will<br> Sittin` on the front porch drinkin` beer<br> And I`m glad as hell they have a front porch here.<br><br> Comments welcome (Stook@brew-meister.com)<br> Copyright 1989