Angel

<br>I bought my angel on the Fourth of July<br>I didn`t plan it, it just happend that way.<br>I guess faith stepped in in the end,<br>`Cause I needed him then.<br><br>When I bought him they said, Are you sure?<br>No refunds, returns or exchanges because<br>once he`s yours, he`s yours for good.<br>Now, you behave like an angel should.<br><br>`Cause I saw it on TV,<br>they were selling pieces of heaven<br>and I thought, Hey, what about me?<br>When am I considered... ooh<br><br>I chained my angel to the eavestrough<br>It was November and I think I pissed him off<br>He`s mad but I don`t care<br>You`re my Angel, so there.<br><br>I figure it`s only about sixty more years<br>So come on Angel, stop all the tears<br>Come sing me a song or two<br>Whatever it is you Angels do.<br><br>`Cause I saw it on TV<br>They were selling pieces of heaven<br>And I thought, Hey what about me?<br>When can I make reservations.. ooh<br><br>My pet angel`s got a long lost friend.<br>He says he`s coming back when the world ends<br>when us humans have lost our touch...<br>God never liked people that much<br><br>`Cause he saw it on TV<br>they were selling pieces of heaven<br>and he thought, Well, how can this be?<br>What in the Hell are they thinking?