What God Said

<br>I talked to God and god said "Hey!<br> I`ve got a lot of things to say<br> write it down this very day<br> and spread the word in every way."<br> I talked to God and heres the deal:<br> He said to floss between each meal<br> Drive with both hands on the wheel<br> and on the first date dont cop a feel<br> Chorus<br> I talked to God and God said...nothing special<br> I talked to God and God said...nothing special<br> I talked to God and God said nothing<br> that we shouldn`t already know<br> shouldnt already know<br> And talked to God and here`s what he said:<br> "wear a helmet on your head<br> when you ride a bike instead<br> or you`ll crash and end up dead."<br> I asked God for the Holy Word<br> ageless wisdom never heard<br> He just said to feed the birds<br> love your pets, clean up their turds<br> Chorus<br> I talked to God and God said "John,<br> I let them kill my only son<br> and my creation`s so undone<br> that I can`t help out everyone<br> But if youre looking for advice<br> you don`t need to ask me twice<br> start with the basics: just be nice<br> and see if that makes things all right."