PIZZA DAY

<br>Well I remember my first day at public school<br>I was very scared of getting pummeled<br>And sure enough I did at first recess<br>I got pegged in the head by a big red ball<br>It stung and my head hung<br>Back to class with a bloody nose<br>And soon it was lunchtime<br><br>Mom said I should ask about how poor kids could get fed<br>So I got a book of tickets and a schedule and it read:<br>Monday - Hot Dog, Tuesday - Taco<br>Wednesday - Hamburgers and Chocolate Milk<br>Thursday - Sloppy Joes and doritos in a bag<br>Friday was Pizza Day, the best day of the week<br>All the kids would line up super early just to eat<br><br>Monday - Hot Dog, Tuesday - Taco<br>Wednesday - Hamburgers and Chocolate Milk<br>Thursday - Sloppy Joes and doritos in a bag<br>Friday was Pizza Day, the best day of the week<br>It always came with salad and a side of cold green beans<br><br>Hooray for Pizza Day<br>Hooray for Pizza Day<br>I miss Pizza Day<br>The best day of the week<br><br>Well, I remember my first day in Jr. High<br>I had hairspray in my hair<br>And my pants were way too tight<br>And all the breakers and new wavers<br>And the rockers and the preps<br>Would all be in their places<br>On the front lawn or the steps<br>I hung out with some punker kids<br>Who used to make me laugh<br>I got thrown in the dumpster<br>By some rich kids near the café<br><br>As time went on we figured out<br>It was totally uncool<br>To eat the welfare lunch<br>Provided by the school<br>So in poser-punker fashion<br>We just mooched off all the kids<br>And lived off eating candy bars<br>And bags of nacho chips<br><br>Monday - Hot Dog, Tuesday - Taco<br>Wednesday - Hamburgers and Chocolate Milk<br>Thursday - Sloppy Joes and doritos in a bag<br>Friday was Pizza Day, the best day of the week<br>It always came with salad and a side of cold green beans<br><br>Hooray for Pizza Day<br>Hooray for Pizza Day<br>I miss Pizza Day<br>The best day of the week<br><br>Well now I`m out of school<br>And I don`t have a job<br>(You`re a slob!)<br>I just sit around all sweaty and lethargic<br>And I`m just thinking �bout where it all went wrong<br>Why I can`t concentrate<br>On anything but reruns<br>I wish I had some more stability<br>I wish I had somebody making lunch for me<br>I guess I miss the simple things in life<br>The thought of Pizza Day<br>I thought it was stupid then<br>But I wish I had it now<br>I miss my<br><br>Monday - Hot Dog, Tuesday - Taco<br>Wednesday - Hamburgers and Chocolate Milk<br>Thursday - Sloppy Joes and doritos in a bag<br>Friday was Pizza Day, the best day of the week<br>It always came with salad and a side of cold green beans<br><br>(repeat)<br><br>Hooray for Pizza Day<br>Hooray for Pizza Day<br><br>Hooray for Pizza Day<br>Hooray for Pizza Day<br>I miss Pizza Day<br>Best day of the week!