Triples

<br>The "Triplets" are Nanette Fabray, Jack Buchanan and Fred Astaire.<br>Three little unexpected children<br>Simultaneously, the doctor brought usAnd you can see that we`ll be<br>Three forever and a-e-i-o-<br>You wouldn`t know how agonizing<br>Being triple can be<br>Each one is individually the victim<br>Of the clinical day e-i-o-<br>Every summer we go away to Boden, Boden, Boden<br>Every winter we come back home to Walla, Walla, Walla<br>We do everything alike<br>We look alike<br>We dress alike, we walk alike<br>We talk alikeAnd what is more<br>We hate each other very much<br>We hate our folks<br>We`re sick of jokes on what an art it isTo tell us apart!<br>Fred : If one of us gets the measles<br>Jack : Another one gets the measles<br>All : Then all of us gets the measlesAnd mumps and `flu.<br>How I wish I had a gun<br>A widdle gun<br>It would be fun to shoot the other two<br>And be only one.