Complicated Potatoes

<br>A fat man like me<br>can never bother with tea or brie<br>I must go right to the main source<br>and wolf it down like a rhinoceros<br>but a woman like her<br>can tease me with a warm hors d`ouevre<br>She slices and dices nicely<br>which has a way of enticing me<br>armed with an apron and spatula<br>she is a post-modern goddess of love<br>so why does she feed me pate`<br>when she knows what I`m gonna say<br><br>Complicated potatoes again?<br>complicated potatoes<br><br>She spices her icings precisely<br>arousing me aromatically<br>I had a recent rhinoscopy<br>so I could smell every recipe<br>still she leaves me on pre-heat<br>when she knows that I love to eat<br><br>Complicated potatoes again<br>complicated potatoes