Finale (don`t Feed The Plants)

<br>[ Not actually on the CD but included in the songbook . . .<br>Subsequent to the events you have just witnessed,<br>similar events in cities across America,<br>events which bore a striking resemblance<br>to the ones you have just seen, began occurring.<br>Subsequent to the events you have just witnessed,<br>unsuspecting jerks from Maine to California<br>made the acquaintance of a new breed of flytrap<br>and got sweet-talked into feeding it blood.<br>Thus the plants worked their terrible will,<br>finding jerks who would feed them their fill.<br>And the plants proceeded to grow and grow,<br>and begin what they came here to do,<br>which was essentially to eat Cleveland<br>and Des Moines and Peoria and New York . . .<br>and where you live!]<br>They may offer you fortune and fame, love and money and instant acclaim.<br>But whatever they offer you, don`t feed the plants.<br>They may offer you lots of cheap thrills, dates and discos in Beverly<br>Hills.<br>But whatever they offer you, don`t feed the plants.<br>Look out! Here comes Audrey Two.<br>Look out! Here I come for you.<br>(Here I come for you.)<br>Here I come for you.<br>(Here I come for you.)<br>Hold your hat and hang on to your soul.<br>Something`s coming to eat the world whole.<br>If we fight it we`ve still got a chance.<br>But whatever they offer you,<br>though they`re slopping the trough for you,<br>please, whatever they offer you, don`t feed the plants.<br>(We`ll have tomorrow.)<br>Don`t feed the plants.