Reproduction

<br>Music & Lyrics: Genners Wade<br>Vocal: Tab Hunter and Cast<br>Mr. Stuart:<br>The parts of a flower are so constructed that very, very often the wind<br>will cause pollination.<br>If not, then a bee or any other nectar gathering creature can create the<br>same situation.<br>Yes, anything that gets the pollen to the pistils, write it on the list.<br>I`ll try to make it crystal-clear:<br>The flower`s insatiable passion turns its life into a circus of<br>debauchery!<br>Mr. Stuart: Now you see just how the stamen gets its lusty dust onto the<br>stigma.<br>And why this frenzied chlorophyllous orgy starts in spring is no enigma!<br>We call this quest for satisfaction a what, class?<br>Sorority girls: A photo-periodic reaction!<br>Mr. Stuart: Oh, that`s good, that`s very good.<br>Hey, I`m lost where are we? Chapter 2, page 5...<br>Reproduction, reproduction!<br>Put your pollen tube to work.<br>Reproduction, reproduction!<br>Make my stamen go berserk.<br>Reproduction!<br>I don`t think they even know what a pistil is!<br>I got your pistil right here...<br>Where does the pollen go?<br>Mr. Stuart: Next chapter, In an abstract way, the same thing applies<br>To the reproductive organs of the more complex life forms.<br>But now we are dealing with sexual response.<br>Are there any questions before we begin reading?<br>Is it possible the female member of some sex on a couch<br>Could like get this guy all hot and she never even knew it?<br>When a warm-blooded mammal in a tight little sweater<br>Starts pullin` that stuff, is she sayin` that she wants to do it?<br>Johnny: Can`t prove it by me, cause they change their tune<br>When you got `em in the back seat.<br>With his heart beatin` fast! Sorority girls: They make it sound like a<br>track meet, gross!<br>Yeah, then all they can do is say "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!"<br>Reproduction, reproduction!<br>Baby, give it to me now.<br>Reproduction, reproduction!<br>Is that all you think about?<br>Reproduction!<br>Come on baby show me that you really love me so!<br>Ohhh, I think I`m gonna throw up!<br>Where does the pollen go?<br>Mr. Stuart:<br>The human is the only being capable of consciously controlling its<br>number of offspring.<br>Any comments on this?<br>Paulette: Mr. Stuart, is it true that guys like you, you know, mature<br>and all,<br>Carry some protection with them for sexual occasions?<br>Johnny: What`s the big deal? Can`t a girl just do that thing in a book<br>Where she adds up the days of her, uh, what do you call it,<br>mentalstration?<br>Oh, that`s really neat! Yeah, and what will the guy say when the numbers<br>don`t add up right,<br>huh?<br>Yeah, yeah, yeah!<br>Reproduction, reproduction!<br>Hope he`s proud of what he`s done.<br>Reproduction, reproduction!<br>He was only pokin` fun.<br>Reproduction!<br>See what happens when a boy and girl<br>Don`t know how to play it safe?<br>Reproduction, reproduction!<br>Reproduction, reproduction!<br>Reproduction, reproduction!<br>Reproduction!<br>Where does the pollen go?