The Gospel Truth 1

<br>Back when the world was new<br>The planet earth was down on its luck<br>And ev`rywhere gigantic<br>brutes called Titans ran amok<br>It was a nasty place<br>There was a mess wherever you stepped<br>Where chaos reigned and earthquakes<br>and volcanoes never slept<br>And then along came Zeus<br>He hurled his thunderbolt<br>He zapped<br>Locked those suckers in a vault<br>They`re trapped<br>And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks<br>And that`s the gospel truth<br>The guy was too type A<br>to just relax<br>And that`s the world`s first dish<br>Zeus tamed the globe while still in his youth<br>Though, honey, it may seem imposs`ble<br>That`s the gospel truth<br>On Mt. Olympus life was neat and smooth as sweet<br>vermouth<br>Though, honey, it may seem imposs`ble<br>That`s the gospel truth