Mother`s Pride

<br>(Heaton/Rotheray)<br>Here he comes - Mother`s Pride <br>With the first ever satchel she bought him swinging by his side <br>Here he comes Mother`s Pride <br>With a headful of `get your laces tied` and `woe betide` <br><br>With a year`s supply of sandwiches and fairy cakes <br>That she provides for him to eat at dinner breaks <br>It`s no surprise at all, at ad the friends he makes <br>His stomach aches <br>he`s Mother`s Pride <br><br>He`s presentable, well looked after <br>He`s domestically disastrous <br>He`s adorable - Mother`s Pride <br><br>Here he comes - Father`s Pride <br>With a head filled up with devil dogs and genocide <br>Here he comes - Father`s Pride <br>He`s showing all the kids his tickets for ringside <br><br>He`ll always roam the yard looking for a fight <br>He`ll pick on all the kids who`re twice his height <br>He`s the reason dinner ladies toss and turn at night <br>Teacher`s Blight - Father`s Pride <br><br>He`s the image of his Dad <br>Mickey Mouse meets Jack the Lad <br>He`s never sad - Father`s Pride <br><br>Here he comes Mother`s Pride <br>Here he comes Father`s Pride <br>Here he comes Mother`s Pride <br>Father`s Pride <br>His Mother`s Pride