You Should Be On Fat

<br>my balls they itch, and i`m too fat to scratch<br>aw man, ain`t life a bitch, with a fat moustache<br>tickles my scrotum, but it won`t make me cum<br>no, it won`t make me spray, but it won`t go away<br><br>i can`t change my underwear, dunno what i`d find down there<br>maybe dickcheese, maybe poo, and if it`s cheese, it`s blue<br>i would like to feel my dong, but my arms are not that long<br>and my foreskin is too snug for that wiener-finger hug<br><br>you should be on fat<br>you should be on fat<br>they keep telling me<br>you should be on fat<br><br>my balls they itch, and i`m too fat to scratch<br>could be the crabs that hatch down in my pubic thatch<br>no, i know it`s no creep, cause it would have to sleep<br>and it`s jock around the clock and it`s spreading to my....<br><br>i don`t wanna see the doc cause it`s too embarassing<br>i would have to spill the beans and tell him everything<br>on a search for navel lint under all thatfat<br>i`d lift, i`d clench, i`d squint, and pulled out a wooly hat<br><br>i should be on fat