Bitchin` Camaro

<br>- Hey Jack, what`s happenin`?<br>- I don`t know.<br>- Well uh, rumour around town says you mighht be thinkin` `bout goin` down to<br> the shore.<br>- Uh, yeah, I think I`m gonna go down to thhe shore.<br>- Whadda ya gonna do down there?<br>- Uh, I don`t know, p-play some video gamess, buy some Def Leppard t-shirts.<br>- Don`t forget your Motley Crue t-shirt; y``know all proceeds go to get their<br> lead singer out a` jail.<br>- Uh huh.<br>- Can`t wait to go down. Hey uh, were ya goonna check out the sand bar while<br> you`re down there?<br>- Uh, what`s the Sand Bar?<br>- Ah, it`s a place that lets sixteen year-oold kids drink.<br>- Ah, cool.<br>- Ya hey, guess who`s gonna be there?<br>- Uh, who?<br>- My favourite cover band, Crystal Ship.<br>- Wow.<br>- Yeah, they do a Doors show, you`d be reallly impressed, in fact, it goes a<br> little like this:<br><br>Love me two times baby<br>Love me twice today<br>Love me two times girl<br>Cause I got AIDS<br>Love me two times baby,<br>once for tomorrow,<br>once cause I got AIDS<br><br>- Uh...<br>- Pretty good Jim Morrison impersonation thhere. I hope those guys have a<br> good sense a` humour and don`t take us into court.<br>- Uh, what`s the court?<br>- Never mind that, the important thing heree...<br>- You mean the People`s Court.<br>- The... Now, that`s another story. The impportant thing here is that we get<br> to the part where you ask me how I`m gonna get down to the shore.<br>- Oh, how you gettin` down to the shore?<br>- Funny you should ask, I`ve got a car now..<br>- Ah wow, how`d ya get a car?<br>- Oh, my folks drove it up here from the Baahamas.<br>- You`re kidding!<br>- I must be, the Bahamas are islands. Okay,, the important thing here is<br> that, uh, you ask me what kinda car it is.<br>- Uh uh, what kinda car do ya` got?<br>- I`ve got a bitchin` Camaro...<br><br>(1.2.3.4)<br>Bitchin` Camaro, Bitchin` Camaro!<br>I ran over my neighbors<br>Bitchin` Camaro, Bitchin` Camaro!<br>Now I`m in all the papers<br><br>My folks bought me a bitchin` Camaro<br>With no insurance to match<br>So if I happen to run you down<br>Please don`t leave a scratch<br><br>I ran over some old lady<br>One night at the county fair<br>And I didn`t get arrested<br>Because my dad`s the mayor<br><br>Bitchin` Camaro, Bitchin` Camaro!<br>Donuts on your lawn<br>Bitchin` Camaro, Bitchin` Camaro!<br>Tony Orlando and Dawn<br><br>When I drive past the kids<br>They all spit and cuss<br>Cause I`ve got a bitchin` Camaro<br>And they have to ride the bus<br><br>So you`d better get out of my way<br>When I come through your yard<br>Cause I`ve got a bitchin` Camaro<br>And an Exxon credit card<br><br>Bitchin` Camaro, Bitchin` Camaro!<br>Hey man where ya headed?<br>Bitchin` Camaro, Bitchin` Camaro!<br>I`m drunk on unleaded!