Chaos Theory

<br>I am the king of the new white underclass<br>I am the prince of the lazy and poor<br>I am the one who sleeps the latest<br>I am the one who won`t do my chores<br>I am the god of unemployment<br>The Antichrist of the American dream<br>I used to fight for church and country<br>But now I don`t fit into the corporate scheme<br><br>I used to get up and go to work<br>But I don`t play that game no more<br>I won`t work for no corporation<br>I won`t owe my soul to no company store<br><br>Study hard and you`ll have a future<br>Oh yeah, when the hell was that ever true?<br>Study hard and you`ll still go nowhere<br>Study hard and you`ll still get screwed<br><br>I used to get up and go to work<br>But now I just wanna stay in bed<br>Maybe I`ll join the Communist Party<br>Yeah maybe I`ll become a goddamn red<br><br>Workers of the world, unite and do nothing<br>Workers of the world, unite and relax<br>Don`t get your boss that cup of coffee<br>Don`t write that memo don`t send that fax<br>You shouldn`t even pay your income tax<br>Workers of the world, unite and be lazy<br>Workers of the world, listen to me<br><br>Another 8 hours at the factory<br>Another 8 hours and what have you learned<br>Be obedient and do what they tell you<br>Be obedient and still get burned<br>Another 8 hours at the factory<br><br>Work all day for a tiny little check<br>Work all day for no respect<br><br>I used to get up and do my job<br>But now I enjoy doin` nothin` better<br>I think I`ll go bum around<br>I think I`ll enjoy this lovely weather<br><br>Maybe someday there`ll be a revolution<br>Maybe someday we`ll have meaningful jobs<br>But until that day I`m gonna be lazy<br>I`m not gonna be no workin` slob<br><br>I used to get up and go to work<br>But I don`t play that game no more<br>I`m not gonna work for no corporation<br>I`m not gonna owe my soul to no company store<br><br>I used to get up and go to work<br>But now I just wanna stay in bed<br>Maybe I`ll join the Communist Party<br>Yeah maybe I`ll become a goddamn red