Do The Brown Nose

<br>Good evening ladies and gentlemen<br>And welcome to P.J.`s Astrological Love Lounge<br>We are Lester Shy and the Shyphonics<br>My name is Lester Shy and these fine gentlemen all around me<br>Well they`re the Shyphonics<br>And we hail proudly from Fargo, North Dakota<br>Now, way down south in Fargo, whenever we needs a little somethin` extra<br>We like to do a little thing we call the brown nose<br>And we`d like all you fine ladies and gentlemen here tonight<br>To help us out in doin` the brown nose<br>So remember: when I shout &quot;What you gonna do?&quot;<br>You`re gonna shouts back &quot;Gonna brown nose. Gonna brown nose&quot;<br>Think you can handle that? (crowd: ya!)<br>I`m pretty sure you can; let`s give it a try<br><br>What you gonna do?<br>(Gonna brown nose. Gonna brown nose)<br>Oh, ladies and gentlemen, you should all be round up and shot<br>That was terrible (crowd: moans)<br>What you gonna do?<br>(Gonna brown nose. Gonna brown nose)<br>Yes! Yes! That`s so much better<br>You have my permission to go out and reproduce (crowd: light cheering)<br>You`re lovely human beings<br>So now we`re gonna do a little brown nosin` for ya<br>Are you excited? (crowd: cheering)<br>Are you ready?<br>Okay then, here we go!<br><br>When you want that job, I say now what you gonna do?<br>(Gonna brown nose. Gonna brown nose)<br>There`s rich uncle Bob, I say now what you gonna do?<br>(Gonna brown nose. Gonna brown nose)<br>You get stopped by the man, I say now what you gonna do?<br>(Gonna brown nose. Gonna brown nose)<br>Record company wants to sign your band, I say now what you gonna do?<br>(Gonna brown nose. Gonna brown nose)<br><br>Mercy!<br>???? myself 300 times<br><br>Alright!<br>Now I know many of you fine ladies and gentlemen<br>Have begun to ask yourself<br>Ooh, but Lester Shy and the Shyphonics<br>How do we do this wild new thing you call the brown nose?<br>Well take a second, prepare yourself mentally and physically<br>We`ll show you how to brown nose<br><br>Bend your (bend yo`) knees (ooh LaLaLa...)<br>Now move your head like this (ooh LaLaLa...)<br>Pucker dem lips (ooh LaLaLa...)<br>Give dat butt a kiss (ooh...)<br>Kiss my<br><br>Askin` for some green, I say now what you gonna do?<br>(Gonna brown nose. Gonna brown nose)<br>Boss is really mean, I say now what you gonna do?<br>(Gonna brown nose. Gonna brown nose)<br>Wanna impress your a` girlfriend`s father, I say what you gonna do?<br>(Gonna brown nose. Gonna brown nose)<br>Owe some money a` to your brother, I say what you gonna do?<br>(Gonna brown nose. Gonna brown nose)<br><br>You! Yes you! Here`s a dime; run out and call the PMRC (Ok)<br><br>Gonna brown nose!<br><br>I wanna see every last one of you brown nosin`<br>Even you tuna lips<br><br>Alright! If you can dig it I wanna hear you shout<br>Erlenmeyer Flask<br>(Erlenmeyer Flask)<br><br>Alright, I know you loved it the first time<br>You gonna love it even more the second time<br>As once more, we prepare to get down<br>And do some serious big-time brown nosin`<br><br>Bend your (bend yo`) knees (ooh LaLaLa...)<br>Move your head like this (ooh LaLaLa...)<br>Pucker dem lips (ooh LaLaLa...)<br>Give dat butt a kiss (ooh...)<br>Kiss my (YA!)