Количество артистов: 43,846 Количество текстов песен: 642,600
Количество артистов: 43,846 Количество текстов песен: 642,600
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Артист: The Dead MilkmenНазвание : I Tripped Over The OttomanДанные: текст песни / слова песни Жанры : punk punk rock comedy rock indie Видео:
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They call me Robert Petrie and I live in New Rochelle With my wife Laura and son Ritchie But now my life`s a living hell cause... I tripped over the ottoman One too many times I tripped over the ottoman Until I lost my mind I was head writer for Alan Brady Maybe you`ve seen his show It`s not very funny and it makes my ears bleed This week`s guest star isn`t Danny Thomas This week`s guest star is Death! All day long I crank out one-liners With Buddy, Sal and Mel Once I laughed at Buddy`s jokes But now my life`s a living hell cause... I tripped over the ottoman One too many times I tripped over the ottoman Until I lost my mind Morey Amsterdam can make a sane man crazy Morey Amsterdam could make a nice guy kill (x2) and... I tripped over the ottoman One too many times I tripped over the ottoman Until I lost my mind Come here Laura; come to me I`ve been up all night listening to Ice-T albums Now it`s time for you to get yours Hello Mel! This is my friend, Mr. Chain Saw! Hello Buddy! It`s time you die, like the pig you are In the gutter, gasping for air This is a hand grenade, Sal A hand grenade! Ya know what a hand grenade does? It EXPLODES! What did you bring me daddy? (x3) Well, I brought you death! Joe: All right! 6 + [untitled] Take it, boys. Yeah, my sister`s really movin` up in the world. She dates a full-blown professor! Goes by the name of Professor Griff. He`s a great guy; he`s a good ol` boy, that wild ol` Professor Griff. I think he`s a history professor. The other day, he told me the wildest story about the history of jewellery. Anyway, come nightfall, we all love to sit on the porch, an` Sis plays the banjo, I play the jug, an` Professor Griff breaks out his Jew`s harp and just flails away. God, I love that guy! | Похожие исполнители:
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