The Spiderbite Song

<br>When you got that spider bite on your hand<br>I thought we would have to break up the band<br>To lose your arm would surely upset your brain<br>The poison then could reach your heart from a vein<br><br>I was glad that it didn`t destroy you<br>How sad that would be<br>Cause if it destroyed you<br>It would destroy me<br><br>When you had that accident in your car<br>That whole thing just really seemed too bizarre<br>Dodging holes and telephone poles through the dash<br>A million to one that you would survive such a crash<br><br>I was glad that it didn`t destroy you<br>How sad that would be<br>Cause if it destroyed you<br>It would destroy me<br><br>When you fell in love, it was so sweet<br>So devoted, completely swept off your feet<br>Love is the greatest thing a heart can know<br>But the hole that it leaves in its absence can make you feel so low<br><br>And I was glad that it didn`t destroy you<br>How sad that would be<br>Cause if it destroyed you<br>It would destroy me