Get A Handle On It

<br>Walkin` down the road, tryin` to lose my load<br>Chick walks up to me and says "Man I feel so cold!"<br>Do I have to shout, get your sad ass out!<br>Freaks like you just make me sick, you leave me with no doubt<br>Dada`s always drunk, he`s a piece of junk<br>Beatin` up on his girl, actin` like a punk<br>Dada`s always broke, can`t afford the coke<br>The alcohol will choke, He`s a freakin` joke!<br><br>Get a handle on it<br><br>Jimmy`s gone to school, he had to keep his cool<br>Couldn`t make the grade, they said he was a fool<br>Jimmy pulls his piece, "Everybody freeze!"<br>Miss Spencer tried to cool him down 1-2-trigger squeeze<br><br>Jimmy`s in the jam, why, thank you Uncle Sam<br>You f**ked up my life, I take the blame, Oh my oh what a shame<br>"Wasted, that`s what I am," Jimmy started to think<br>If this is what it takes to be a man, it f**kin` stinks<br><br>Get a handle on it<br><br>Jenny`s gone to work, her boss is such a jerk<br>Pattin` Jenny on the butt he treats her like a perk<br>Jenny screams aloud, I may be well endowed<br>But you don`t know y`right from wrong, you know that ain`t allowed<br><br>Jenny`s lost her job, just to execute a slob<br>Standin` up for her rights, it`s "goodnight" Mr. Bob<br>The court was "fair and square," Jenny combs her hair<br>Everybody, step aside -- electric chair<br><br>Get a handle on it