Mr. Webster

<br>Ev`ryone in town knew Mr. Webster;<br>He worked at the bank for forty years.<br>And each week Mr. Frizby made his check out<br>For sixty-eight dollars clear.<br><br>And thru the years he thwarted twenty-seven robberies<br>And each time Frizby promised him a raise.<br><br>They gave a retirement party for Mr. Webster<br>Everyone from the bank was there.<br>They had a cake and flowers ordered special<br>And Frizby had a speech prepared.<br><br>And a little white box that held a watch with this inscription<br>"To Mr. Webster, with regards."<br><br>Then came the telegram from Mr. Webster<br>Said, "Sorry...stop...Cannot attend..<br>I`ve flown away and taken all your money<br>Wish you were here to help me spend."<br><br>And one by one all the people left the party<br>And Mr. Frizby locked the door.