Randy Scouse Git (Alternate Title)

<br>She`s a wonderful lady <br>And she`s mine all mine<br>And there doesn`t seem a way <br>That she won`t come and lose my mind.<br>It`s too easy humming songs <br>To a girl in yellow dress<br>It`s been a long time since the party <br>And the room is in a mess.<br><br>The four kings of E.M.I. <br>Are sitting stately on the floor<br>There are birds out on the sidewalk <br>And a valet at the door.<br>He reminds me of a penguin <br>With few and plastered hair,<br>There`s talcum powder on the letter <br>And the birthday boy is there.<br><br>Why don`t you cut your hair?<br>Why don`t you live up there?<br>Why don`t you do what I do,<br>See what I feel when I care?<br><br>Now they`ve darkened all the windows <br>And the seats are naugh-a-hyde.<br>I`ve been waiting for an hour, <br>I can`t find a place to hide.<br>The being known as Wonder Girl <br>Is speaking I believe.<br>It`s not easy tryin` to tell her <br>That I shortly have to leave.<br><br>Why don`t you be like me?<br>Why don`t you stop and see?<br>Why don`t you hate who I hate,<br>Kill who I kill to be free.<br><br>[Progressive scat vocals]<br><br>Why don`t you cut your hair?<br>Why don`t you live up there?<br>Why don`t you do what I do,<br>See what I feel when I care?<br>Why don`t you be like me?<br>Why don`t you stop and see?<br>Why don`t you hate who I hate,<br>Kill who I kill to be free.