HUNTER TRIALS

<br>It`s awfully bad luck on Diana<br>Her ponies have swallowed their bits<br>She fished down their throats with a spanner<br>And frightened them all into fits<br><br>So now she`s attempting to borrow<br>Do lend her some bits Mummy do<br>I`ll lend her my own for tomorrow<br>But today I`ll be wanting them too<br><br>Just look at Prunella on Guzzle<br>The wizardest pony on earth<br>Why doesn`t she slacken his muzzle<br>And tighten the breech in his girth<br><br>I say Mummy there`s Mrs. Geyser<br>And doesn`t she look pretty sick<br>I bet it`s because Mona Lisa<br>Was hit on the hock with a brick<br><br>Miss Blewitt says Monica threw it<br>But Monica says it was Joan<br>And Joan`s very thick with Miss Blewitt<br>So Monica`s sulking alone<br><br>And Margaret failed in her paces<br>Her withers got tied in a noose<br>So her coronets caught in the traces<br>And now all her fetlocks are loose<br><br>Oh it`s me now I`m terribly nervous<br>I wonder if Smudges will shy<br>She`s practically certain to swerve us<br>Her Pelham is over one eye<br><br>Oh wasn`t it naughty of Smudges<br>Oh Mummy I`m sick with disgust<br>She threw me in front of the judges<br>And my silly old collarbone`s bust