Half A Person

<br>Call me morbid, call me pale <br>I`ve spent six years on your trail <br>Six long years <br>On your trail <br><br>Call me morbid, call me pale <br>I`ve spent six years on your trail <br>Six full years of my life on your trail <br><br><br>And if you have five seconds to spare <br>Then I`ll tell you the story of my life : <br>Sixteen, clumsy and shy <br>I went to London and I <br>I booked myself in at the Y ... W.C.A. <br>I said : "I like it here - can I stay ? <br>I like it here - can I stay ? <br>Do you have a vacancy <br>For a Back-scrubber?"<br><br><br>She was left behind, and sour <br>And she wrote to me, equally dour <br>She said : "In the days when you were <br>Hopelessly poor <br>I just liked you more..." <br><br><br>And if you have five seconds to spare <br>Then I`ll tell you the story of my life : <br>Sixteen, clumsy and shy <br>I went to London and I <br>I booked myself in at the Y ... W.C.A. <br>I said : "I like it here - can I stay ? <br>I like it here - can I stay ? <br>And do you have a vacancy <br>For a Back-scrubber ?"<br><br><br>Call me morbid, call me pale <br>I`ve spent too long on your trail <br>Far too long <br>Chasing your tail <br>Oh ... <br><br><br>And if you have five seconds to spare <br>Then I`ll tell you the story of my life : <br>Sixteen, clumsy and shy <br>That`s the story of my life <br>Sixteen, clumsy and shy <br>The story of my life <br>That`s the story of my life <br>That`s the story of my life <br>That`s the story of my life <br>The story of my life <br>That`s the story of my life <br>That`s the story of my life <br>That`s the story of my life <br>That`s the story of my life <br>That`s the story of my life <br>That`s the story ...