Shoplifters Of The World Unite

<br>Learn to love me <br>Assemble the ways <br>Now, today, tomorrow and always <br>My only weakness is a list of crime <br>My only weakness is ... well, never mind, never mind<br><br>Oh, shoplifters of the world <br>Unite and take over <br>Shoplifters of the world <br>Hand it over <br>Hand it over <br>Hand it over <br><br><br>Learn to love me <br>And assemble the ways <br>Now, today, tomorrow, and always <br>My only weakness is a listed crime <br>But last night the plans of a future war <br>Was all I saw on Channel Four <br><br><br>Shoplifters of the world <br>Unite and take over <br>Shoplifters of the world <br>Hand it over <br>Hand it over <br>Hand it over <br><br><br>A heartless hand on my shoulder <br>A push - and it`s over <br>Alabaster crashes down <br>(Six months is a long time) <br>Tried living in the real world <br>Instead of a shell <br>But before I began ... <br>I was bored before I even began <br><br><br>Shoplifters of the world <br>Unite and take over <br>Shoplifters of the world <br>Unite and take over <br>Shoplifters of the world <br>Unite and take over <br>Shoplifters of the world <br>Take over