Unhappy Birthday

<br>I`ve come to wish you an unhappy birthday <br>I`ve come to wish you an unhappy birthday <br>`Cause you`re evil <br>And you lie <br>And if you should die <br>I may feel slightly sad <br>(But I won`t cry) <br><br>Loved and lost <br>And some may say <br>When usually it`s Nothing <br>Surely you`re happy <br>It should be this way ? <br>I say "No, I`m gonna kill my dog"<br>And : "May the lines sag, may the lines sag heavy and deep tonight"<br><br><br>I`ve come to wish you an unhappy birthday <br>I`ve come to wish you an unhappy birthday <br>`Cause you`re evil <br>And you lie <br>And if you should die <br>I may feel slightly sad <br>(But I won`t cry) <br><br><br>Loved and lost <br>And some may say <br>When usually it`s Nothing <br>Surely you`re happy <br>It should be this way ? <br>I said "No"<br>And then I shot myself <br>So, drink, drink, drink <br>And be ill tonight <br><br><br>From the one you left behind <br>From the one you left behind <br>From the one you left behind <br>From the one you left behind <br>Behind <br>Behind <br>Behind <br>Behind <br>Behind <br>Behind <br>Oh, unhappy birthday <br>Behind <br>Behind <br>Behind