Drag King Bar

<br>Drag King Bar<br>well I was bored with the lesbian scene<br>I told myself I gotta find another thing<br>so I strapped on my boots<br>and I walked down the street<br>and I rolled right in to the local d.k.b.<br>(drag king bar, that is)<br><br>when I walked in at quarter to eight<br>well I thought that I might be straight<br>at the drag kind bar last night<br>it`s unlike me to look at boys<br>when the girls are packing toys<br>I can dig that scene all right<br><br>then across the bar<br>he played the air guitar<br>and mouthed those words real sexy<br>it was then that I surely knew <br>that this one would be a two<br>if I played my cards just right<br><br>well I was drunk and I was bored<br>and he was cute so I was lured<br>at the drag king bar last night<br>where all the boys are really girls<br>and the fags whip out their pearls<br>at the drag king bar last night<br><br>then at a quarter to ten<br>he scoped me again<br>and drank his beer so sexy<br>it was then that I surely knew<br>that this one would be a two<br>by the end of the night tonight<br><br>then he used the line that works everytime<br>he said hey is this seat taken? <br>I said no he said let`s go<br>I said where I don`t care<br>I`m a scorpio<br>take me home right now<br><br>then at a quarter to twelve<br>as I began to delve<br>into that drag king last night<br>well my thoughts were so strange<br>boy my luck sure had changed<br>I was queen to the king last night