Wasted

<br>By Dave Fenton<br><br>Don`t think I told you `bout this dream I had <br>Me and these friends of mine were feelin` bad <br>`Cause we were wasted <br>Wasted on the likes of You<br><br>Feel like a semaphoring Happy Jack <br>Caucasion crucifix upon our backs <br>Yeah, we were wasted <br>Wasted on the likes of You<br><br>Well we`ve got powers in our jeans You`ve never dreamed <br>And we`ve got words You`ve never heard and never seen <br>Yeah, we`ve been wasted<br><br>I heard you hummin` on the telephone <br>I spoke to Monroe, Garbo, Truman, Capone <br>But, they were wasted <br>Wasted on the likes of You<br><br>Oh, come along <br>Come along<br>Come along<br>Come along<br><br>I met a man today who sold me an icecream<br>I took his number down in case we were seen <br>He looked so much better<br><br>I took my first real taste of porcupine tea <br>Loretta looked much better than you`d think she could be <br>She looked so much better <br>I really think she rule it out<br><br>I think I`ll take a look at what I could be <br>She showed me lots of things that I`d never seen<br>`Cause she was wasted<br>Wasted on the likes of You<br><br>Maybe one day we can stop on the screen <br>And lay back royalties from me unseen <br>Cause we`ve been wasted <br>Wasted on the likes of You, yeah, You, yeah <br>Wasted on the likes of You, yeah, You, yeah <br>Wasted on the likes of You, yeah, You, yeah <br>Wasted on the likes of You, yeah, You, yeah <br>Wasted on the likes of You