I Make Hamburgers

<br>My first customer was Megan<br>She came in for a hamburger with the lot - no meat<br>&quot;Hey that`s a salad roll&quot; I said and we started going out <br><br>My second customer was Susan<br>she came in for Diet Pepsi morning tea<br>Each day and I said &quot;You don`t need to be on a diet.<br>Do you wanna come out tonight?&quot; <br><br>I said &quot;I`ll bring Gringo he`s got a lot of money<br>And he`ll take us to the bars where they`ve got a view.<br>He`ll buy us all those beers they give it to you in bottles<br>They put lemon in the top it don`t taste too bad I`m telling you&quot; <br><br>My third customer was Maria she came in for hot chips and sauce<br>&quot;More sauce&quot; she said. I said &quot;now you`re talking&quot;<br>and she took me home to meet her mother <br><br>My fourth customer was Sandy she came in for nothing I could see except me<br>So it was I too, was eating a hamburger of sorts within an hour <br><br>I make hamburgers I get all the girls<br>and I take `em out to dinner and I give `em all a whirl<br>and If they work I keep `em If they don`t I keep `em too<br>But I teach `em all how to be dirty girls like you<br>Words &amp; Music: Tim Freedman<br>Tim Freedman: vocal, backing vocal, piano<br>Stevie Plunder: guitar<br>Andy Lewis: bass<br>Stuart Eadie: drums<br>Holden Kingswood: chamois solo