Soap Slut

<br>Sometimes its scented or colored<br>Its located on your bathroom sink<br>Or In the shower on a rope<br>It takes away the stink<br>Well it does a little more then that<br><br>It doesnt talk back to you<br>It doesnt have any feelings<br>It wont take your money<br>Or make you call it honey<br>Its the Soap Slut<br><br>Soap Slut You`re the one for me<br>In the morning I just cant wait to see you<br>Deoderize me and bring me back to ectasy<br>My soap slut ive never been so clean<br><br>So, if you`re feeling down or depressed<br>There`s only one place you gotta go<br>That`s into the shower<br>Cause the Soap`s got the power<br>But dont forget to lock the door<br><br>It can`t say you came too quick<br>Or say you treat me like shit<br>It cant cry or whine or look at other guys<br>Its the Soap Slut<br><br>Soap Slut You`re the one for me<br>In the morning I just cant wait to see you<br>Deoderize me and bring me back to ectasy<br>My soap slut ive never been so clean<br><br>I`m going blind just thinkin about you<br>Cause you make me feel so good<br>And im wondering why Theres a tear in my eye<br>When i see that you`ve broken in two<br><br>But thats alright Take a trip to ShopRite<br>And buy me a couple more<br>Stock `em under the sink<br>Up and Down the closet door<br>That`s the best about having a Soap Whore<br><br>It can`t say you came too quick<br>Or say you treat me like shit<br>It cant cry or whine or look at other guys<br>Its the Soap Slut<br><br>Soap Slut You`re the one for me<br>In the morning I just cant wait to see you<br>Deoderize me and bring me back to ectasy<br>My soap slut ive never been so clean<br><br>&lt;font size=1&gt;Thanks to &lt;b&gt;Chris Masi (pimpin_chris@hotmail.com)&lt;/b&gt; for these lyrics&lt;/font&gt;